Older Gentleman Joggers - Evil Rating 2/5

Let's first preface this with *I* would not wear a bikini out of respect for my fellow human's eyeballs and would like the same courtesy extended back to me...

Gentlemen...if you are over say 45, regardless of your body type, you may have noticed that your skin does not have the same.....elasticity as it did in your 20's and 30's.  Please, wear your shirt when you jog.  As my dear friend EL and I sat and waited for my kids to let out of school we noticed several gentleman joggers, some of whom were courteously wearing shirts and one or two who...should have been! 

As is our wont, this lead to a discussion of EL's father.  He had recently lost quite a lot of weight and now appears to be wearing a too large skinsuit.  This led us to discuss plastic surgery to adjust the skin suit back down to size.  Personally, I have decided that if I ever manage to lose the extra basketball team currently being carried around, I will superglue the excess skin to the undersides of my arms so that I can fly (well glide) like a sugar glider from place to place.  Actually looking around my charming hovel I realize that I could save myself a great deal of time by gliding down from my loft rather than using the stairs...

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So a friend and I realized that we often find ourselves on conversational tangents that are so evil in essence that our descent to hell is almost certain.  For whatever reason though we also find them freaking hilarious and so decided we needed an outlet to track and share them.  Feel free to share your own Bad Conversations as well.